Only If You Can Keep Up
Two chaotic minds discussing all things weird & mysterious. We both have ADHD and feed off each other's random thoughts. We may go off subject a bit, but we will provide you with a large variety of weird, creepy, and interesting topics. We touch a bit on true crime, strange places, haunts, literally anything that isn't "normal". We talk fast and can be a little weird at times, but join us.... only if you can keep up!
Episodes
147 episodes
Episode #144- First Time Ever
Remember your first love? First Kiss? First Tattoo? Now rewind to your first time feeling truly alone… yeah, that one hits different. In this episode, we spiral through our “firsts” that quietly shape who we became. The moment we realized we we...
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Episode 144
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50:12
Episode #143- Porch Talk NUMBER 28
It’s another Porch Talk, and as usual… we spiral a little.We’re talking kids with devices basically attached to their faces, why does the world feel kinda off lately?, and of course, because we can’t help ourselves, the weather makes an ...
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Episode 143
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51:01
Episode #142- Life With No Internet
Imagine a world where the internet never existed. No endless scrolling, no notifications buzzing in your pocket, no rabbit holes that start with a recipe and end with a conspiracy about lizard people. In this episode, we explore what life might...
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Episode 142
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42:00
Episode #141- Conspiracy Theories PART 2
What if we’re just background characters in a cosmic video game? What if the Earth is flat like a divine pancake? What if planes are out here seasoning the sky like it’s a giant invisible casserole? This week we cannonball straight ...
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Episode 141
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45:49
Episode #140- Strange Facts about your Body
In this episode, we dive headfirst into the wonderfully weird world of the human body. The stuff it does. The secrets it keeps. The tiny, bizarre habits it has.No medical degrees. No boring lectures. Just us spiraling in real time over t...
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Episode 140
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39:43
Episode #139- Porch Talk NUMBER 27
In this month's Porch Talk, we let the conversation wander wherever it wants to go. No outline. No script. Just two brains free-ranging like they slipped the fence and decided to explore.It’s chaotic. It’s unfiltered. It’s exactly what h...
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Episode 139
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40:07
Episode # 138- Collections and Interests
In this episode, we wander through the curious museums inside our own brains and closets, talking about the things we have collected over the years and the oddly specific interests that refuse to leave us alone. From sentimental keepsakes and c...
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Episode 138
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47:48
Episode #137- Weird Things We Do
OK so you know that weird thing that you do behind closed doors that you would never want the world to know about, well we are here to talk about ours! Tune in to find out some of the crazy things we do, maybe it will make you feel better about...
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Episode 137
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45:12
Episode #136- Strange Jobs
In this episode, we dive into the strangest jobs you probably never considered but are very glad someone is doing. From crime scene cleanup and the scientists who read insects like a timeline after death, to the less grim but equally unexpected...
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Episode 136
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41:18
Episode # 135- Places Humans Can't Live
Some places on Earth aren’t just hard to live in…they’re off-limits. In this episode, we explore locations humans aren’t meant to settle, survive, or sometimes even visit. From an island so packed with venomous snakes it looks like the ground i...
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Episode 135
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41:11
Episode #134- Porch Talk NUMBER 26
Buckle up for another porch talk. In this awesome episode we talk about therapy, gentle parenting, a little childhood nostalgia and so many more random things that just pop up! Tune in... only if you can keep up
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Episode 134
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49:11
Episode #133- Unpopular Opinions
Unpopular Opinions, we all have them. We are allowed to not like the way some things happen or the way something tastes. It's never fun to announce to the world that you hate pizza, but hey some people just dont! You never know you might stop m...
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Episode 133
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40:43
Episode #132- WWYD Apocalypse
Why not bring in the new year talking about a good ole Apocalypse? We each unleash an apocalypse we totally made up, paint the scene like it’s already happening, and then reveal what we’d actually do when the world goes sideways. No scrip...
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Episode 132
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49:27
Episode #131- Christmas Through the Decades
From tinsel-dusted living rooms to LED-blasted rooftops, we unwrap how Christmas has evolved decade by decade. We talk decorations that used to sparkle without screaming at you, music that shaped generations, gifts that tell the story of the ti...
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Episode 131
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Episode #130- Porch Talk NUMBER 25
This week we’re on the porch spiraling through the internet relics that absolutely shaped us and would probably get a school shut down today. From eBaum’s World and sketchy computer lab discoveries to the weird thrill of doing things online we ...
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Episode 130
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44:40
Episode #129- Zak Bagans’ Haunted Museum
We dive into the eerie halls of Zak Bagans’ Haunted Museum, exploring some of its most unsettling rooms and infamous objects. From cursed relics to themed spaces designed to rattle your nerves, we break down what makes this place so intense, th...
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Episode 129
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37:43
Episode #128- TV Shows
In this episode, we dive headfirst into the shows that have imprinted on our souls. Some shows we have watched over and over. We dive into Grey’s Anatomy, teleport to Hawkins for our regularly scheduled supernatural crisis in Stranger Thi...
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Episode 128
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58:52
Episode #127- The Moon
In this episode, we fall down the lunar rabbit hole and realize… the Moon makes zero sense and we love her for it. We talk eclipses that turn daylight strange, the dark side of the moon, and all the mysteries that still slip through our fingers...
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Episode 127
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40:53
Episode #126- Porch Talk NUMBER 24
On this month's Porch Talk, we kick back and spiral (just a little) about how technology has completely hijacked our lives. From phones that won’t quit buzzing to apps that promise to “save time” but somehow make everything worse, we d...
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Episode 126
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42:04
Episode #125- Intentions
In this episode, we dive into the magical, mildly unhinged world of intentions. What they are, how to set them, and how to manifest without turning your life into a worry mess. We talk about actually slowing down in this nonstop, caffeine-fuele...
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46:38
Episode #124- Things We Were Told
Remember all those wild “facts” adults swore were true when we were kids? In this episode, we dive into the tall tales and questionable wisdom we grew up believing. Like how swallowing gum means it’ll stay in your stomach for seven years, carro...
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Episode 124
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56:17
Episode #123- Extreme Interactive Haunted Houses
TRIGGER WARNING!!! Think your local haunted house is scary? Think again. In this episode, we dive headfirst into the twisted world of interactive haunted attraction, where you don’t just watch the horror… you live it. W...
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Episode 123
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43:17
Episode #122- Appalachian Lore
We’re heading straight into the Appalachian Mountains armed with caffeine, chaos, and zero survival skills. This week, we tackle some of the strangest lore the mountains have to offer: the growly, grumpy Whompus Cat, the out-of-this-world Flatw...
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Episode 122
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45:04
Episode #121- Spooky Porch Talk NUMBER 23
Grab your blanket and settle in, because this porch talk isn’t for the faint of heart! In this halerious dark episode, we kick things off with some killer scary movie trivia to test your horror IQ, from slashers to psychological thrillers...
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Episode 121
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52:15
Episode #120- Edgar Allan Poe
We are continuing on with our spooktacular October weirdness with the one, the only........... Edgar Allan Poe. Light a candle, grab your raven, and join us as we go through the eerie corridors of his beautifully twisted mind. From lost loves t...
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Episode 120
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